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“DON’T CONGRATULATE, Bro!”

[The phrase “DO NOT CONGRATULATE” is destined to take its place among other Top 10 American pop cultural catchphrases such as “Don’t tase me, Bro!” and “You know, I’m, like, a smart person”] (scroll down for article) — RECENT HEADLINES… Continue Reading →

Dear Rex, It’s Not You, It’s Me

[Donald tweet-fired his secretary of state. Now it’s reported Mueller has subpoenaed Russia-related documents from Trump Tower. Karma is a bitch — and then your porn star mistress wants to return the hush money and cancel the NDA.] (scroll down… Continue Reading →

Trumpism Lovers, Trump Haters

[There are Republicans who love Trump’s policies but hate the man. They hope Trumpism will live on after Donald is ousted. Sorry, guys. Trumpism dies without the Trump con — which is almost dead.] (scroll down for article) — RECENT… Continue Reading →

Security Clearances and Armed Teachers

[With this gun-control satire, I do not disrespect shooting victims or their families. I revere them. My sardonic disrespect is aimed squarely at President Trump who stupidly, selfishly promotes only gun-violence remedies the NRA can stomach.] (scroll down for article)… Continue Reading →

“This Is Code Red”

[MUELLER]: “Did you order the code red (and the Russia collusion)?” [TRUMP]:     “I did the job …” [MUELLER]: “Did you order the code red!? (and the Russia collusion)!?” [TRUMP]:     “You’re GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!” (pregnant pause) [MUELLER]:  “If it please… Continue Reading →

Constitutional Stress Test

[Don’t let the intricacies of the Trump-Russia affair make your eyes glaze over; keep an open mind and when the time is right, pay attention — your country depends on it] (scroll down for article) — RECENT HEADLINES — “Government… Continue Reading →

President Lies Again; Also, Dog Bites Man

[It is a testament to the man, Donald J. Trump, that journalists of the utmost integrity finally decided they had no choice but to use the words: President Trump is a liar and a racist] (scroll down for article) —… Continue Reading →

Paul Ryan Wants to “Cleanse” the FBI

[Paul Ryan and John Kelly have squandered their last remaining traces of integrity by supporting House Intelligence Committee Chair Devin Nunes in shilling for an immoral, unethical, criminal president] (scroll down for article) — RECENT HEADLINES — “72% of Republicans… Continue Reading →

Trumplicans: “Russia, Russia, Russia!”

[As the Special Counsel closes in on the president, Trump Republicans — Trumplicans — are going off the rails to defame FBI and Mueller] (scroll down for article) — RECENT HEADLINES — “NASA: 2017 Was Second Warmest Year Ever Recorded… Continue Reading →

Republican Diaspora

[Anti-Trump Republicans are fleeing or being pushed out of the party’s new, Trumpian mainstream] — RECENT HEADLINES — “President’s Contradictory Tweets Almost Derail FISA Reauthorization Bill He ‘Wanted’” (1/11/2018) “President to Senators in WH Immigration Mtg.: ‘Why do we want… Continue Reading →

Republicans Complicit

[Why does the GOP ignore and cover up likely criminal behavior and extreme national security lapses within the Trump administration?] — RECENT HEADLINES — “Trump Admin. Cuts Security Aid to Pakistan After President’s Twitter-Attack Last Week” (1/4/2018) “AG Sessions Reinstates… Continue Reading →

Jerry Springer: Presidential Edition

[Everyone knew the Trump campaign didn’t expect to win. But who knew they didn’t WANT to win. Also, Steve Bannon: “Ivanka is dumb as a brick.”] — RECENT HEADLINES — “Trump Gives Impromptu 30″ Interview, Sans Aides; Makes 24 False… Continue Reading →

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