Category Politics

Worst “Baby Christian” Ever

  “This is as cold-blooded a statement as I can ever remember being issued by a president. … It began by saying ‘America First’ with an exclamation point, and the subtext for me throughout was values, last. … [Referring to… Continue Reading →

Like an Episode of “Maury,” Without the Paternity Test

This title would be one thing if it were describing your average American dysfunctional family in a particularly tumultuous period. For dark, mysterious reasons, many people enjoy the vicarious thrill of watching others’ relationship problems explode on national television while… Continue Reading →

Quintessential A**hole

Donald is engaging in sore loser syndrome — as he always does when he loses. He actually berated certain losing Republican House candidates who put distance between themselves and the White House. Every other president understood their support was weak… Continue Reading →

Donald: Mendacious Monger of Fear

It’s election crunch time, and Donald is desperate. A House controlled by Democrats will end his reign and worse. He has fabricated more misinformation and mongered more fear than ever before. He appears to have reached new ethical and moral… Continue Reading →

Jesus’ Abbreviated Principles — 7 Do’s and 13 Don’ts

We have an election coming up in two weeks. President Trump says even though his name is not on the ballot, he’s on the ballot. He’s telling supporters that when they pull the lever for members of Congress, they’re really… Continue Reading →

Cry, Baby, Cry!

On Sunday, President Trump submitted to a real interview with a real journalist, Lesley Stahl of CBS’ 60 Minutes. He felt compelled twice to declare, “I’m not a baby.” Donald spent the rest of the interview demonstrating that he is… Continue Reading →

Perspective [sic] Rolls [sic]

Former Trump campaign Chair Paul Manafort has been on trial for the past two weeks. Last Monday the prosecution rested. The day after, the defense rested without calling a single witness or presenting a case. The day after that, President… Continue Reading →

Lies, Damn Lies, and Swamp Metaphors

“Drain the swamp” was always an empty slogan that meant nothing — and I mean NOTHING — to Donald Trump. It was a phony sales pitch, a focus-group-tested bald-faced lie. And his supporters bought it hook, line, and metaphorical sinker…. Continue Reading →

Wrap-It-Up Republicans

The key question to these Republican obstructers is this: Why would you want to stop an investigation that is 1) attempting to ascertain how our 2016 presidential election was attacked and by whom, and 2) producing serious evidence of corruption… Continue Reading →

President Trump Is an Addict

Ultimately, one day Donald wakes up in the White House, with his drug paraphernalia of choice — a smartphone and a Twitter app — and the entire world as his audience. Like the drug-addled guitar player whose band gets a… Continue Reading →

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